VG: sorry man I'm just laughing over how apparently I've got some advanced computer skill.
Kit: Can't blame you
Kit: I mean you do
Kit: But holy shit man, you can UNZIP a FILE
VG: I will unzip it so hard for you
VG: ...oh
VG: wait
VG: fuck

VG: Hey by the way I had a surprisingly run-of-the-mill dream the other night and you were in it
VG: I was talking to you on YIM
VG: big surprise
VG: And you were complaining about other people whining about your accordion or something
Kit: Was that even a dream
VG: it..maybe
Kit: Anyway it still doesn't beat my dream where I turned into a gay werewolf
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VG (12/15/2009 11:04:43 PM): Alright, but only because it's Christmas. Drop your pants

VG: I'm not gonna lie I was sweating all over the place and i was kinda maybe pretending in my head that it was televised and one of those commentator guys was shitting his pants over it

Kit: vgmaster64 would you like hot deals on c1alis? v1agra? increase ur diccy 2day!
Kit: hot horny girls in ur area! sin up now!
VG: It is funny you mention the size of my penis and the multiple ways in which I might increase and/or use it
Kit: isn't it always?

Kit (10/9/2009 9:14:34 PM): fuck da police
VG (10/9/2009 9:14:56 PM): only if they're hot

Kit: would giving me head make you feel better?
VG: To be totally fucking honest it actually might

VG (6/13/2009 3:34:29 PM): I love Weiner too

Try to deny it.

Edit for posterity:

VG (6/16/2009 6:43:21 PM): Idunno. I really really like "boner"